








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 167 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 121 matches | ||
| Wingman | 43 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 39 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 29 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 20 matches | ||
| Faceit | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 15 different maps





Our logs show 23 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




25 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3247 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 13,665 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 4191 | 31% |
| Smokes | 3771 | 28% |
| HE Grenades | 2739 | 20% |
| Molotovs | 2964 | 22% |
Our logs show you have wasted $771,656 of utility $120 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 47 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ☬Gioo | 76% | 21 |
| #2 | Señor Vac | 67% | 73 |
| #3 | | 63% | 48 |
| #4 | Nz Jukaッ | 63% | 72 |
| #5 | 1115%do meu lvl DaƝteke | 54% | 46 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ᄊノζんム乇レ ^^ | 5 | 0.0026 |
| #2 | Nz Jukaッ | 5 | 0.0036 |
| #3 | Señor Vac | 2 | 0.0014 |
| #4 | Agus | 2 | 0.0028 |
| #5 | Verkell 🅶🅰 | 2 | 0.0056 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ᄊノζんム乇レ ^^ | 455 | 0.24 | 12 min |
| #2 | Señor Vac | 297 | 0.21 | 7 min |
| #3 | | 279 | 0.30 | 8 min |
| #4 | 1115%do meu lvl DaƝteke | 167 | 0.18 | 4 min |
| #5 | Nz Jukaッ | 117 | 0.08 | 3 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ☬Gioo | +5.22 | 68 | 81 |
| #2 | | +3.26 | 74 | 79 |
| #3 | ツGOD_SKツ | +3.05 | 73 | 63 |
| #4 | Nz Jukaッ | +2.31 | 86 | 56 |
| #5 | Señor Vac | +1.79 | 59 | 68 |





