








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 144 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 105 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 16 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 9 different maps





Our logs show 12 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




9 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2189 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 8,124 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2820 | 35% |
| Smokes | 2461 | 30% |
| HE Grenades | 1085 | 13% |
| Molotovs | 1758 | 22% |
Our logs show you have wasted $312,667 of utility $86 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 195 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Ncloadin6 | 86% | 21 |
| #2 | BnjJr | 85% | 13 |
| #3 | Señor Vac | 75% | 73 |
| #4 | ᄊノζんム乇レ ^^ | 73% | 60 |
| #5 | ;Apology ☬ | 73% | 11 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ツGOD_SKツ | 8 | 0.0085 |
| #2 | Señor Vac | 4 | 0.0028 |
| #3 | (CAO)JuankOMG | 4 | 0.0079 |
| #4 | BnjJr | 4 | 0.0164 |
| #5 | Nz Jukaッ | 3 | 0.0033 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ᄊノζんム乇レ ^^ | 262 | 0.23 | 6 min |
| #2 | ツGOD_SKツ | 261 | 0.28 | 6 min |
| #3 | Señor Vac | 232 | 0.16 | 6 min |
| #4 | (CAO)JuankOMG | 152 | 0.30 | 3 min |
| #5 | Pancho_Villa | 127 | 0.20 | 3 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | | +4.71 | 75 | 78 |
| #2 | Pancho_Villa | +1.84 | 83 | 59 |
| #3 | Señor Vac | +1.59 | 61 | 73 |
| #4 | Agus | +1.55 | 68 | 63 |
| #5 | Nz Jukaッ | +1.08 | 83 | 59 |





