








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 412 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Office | 300 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 16 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Golden | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 7 matches | ||
| Premier | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Palacio | 3 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 15 different maps





Our logs show 44 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




30 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3377 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 13,907 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 3815 | 27% |
| Smokes | 3278 | 24% |
| HE Grenades | 3516 | 25% |
| Molotovs | 3298 | 24% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,360,302 of utility $158 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 751 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Razorok | 78% | 389 |
| #2 | THE New Man | 78% | 397 |
| #3 | Fossa | 76% | 398 |
| #4 | Caleb | 75% | 410 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Razorok | 78% | 389 |
| #2 | THE New Man | 78% | 397 |
| #3 | Fossa | 76% | 398 |
| #4 | Caleb | 75% | 410 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Razorok | 111 | 0.0149 |
| #2 | THE New Man | 107 | 0.0141 |
| #3 | Fossa | 38 | 0.0050 |
| #4 | Caleb | 15 | 0.0019 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | THE New Man | 935 | 0.12 | 16 min |
| #2 | Fossa | 692 | 0.09 | 15 min |
| #3 | Caleb | 78 | 0.01 | 2 min |
| #4 | Razorok | 76 | 0.01 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | THE New Man | +4.37 | 85 | 60 |
| #2 | Fossa | +4.03 | 83 | 56 |
| #3 | Razorok | +0.01 | 59 | 41 |
| #4 | DoubleKs | -0.60 | 39 | 61 |
| #5 | Caleb | -1.83 | 70 | 29 |





