








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 413 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September






The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Office | 300 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 18 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 16 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 13 matches | ||
| Premier | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Golden | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 7 matches | ||
| Wingman | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Palacio | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 16 different maps





Our logs show 5 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




17 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3883 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 8,138 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 333 | 4% |
| Smokes | 4691 | 58% |
| HE Grenades | 1709 | 21% |
| Molotovs | 1405 | 17% |
Our logs show you have wasted $660,422 of utility $75 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 666 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | THE New Man | 78% | 394 |
| #2 | Razorok | 76% | 419 |
| #3 | DoubleKs | 75% | 410 |
| #4 | Fossa | 73% | 437 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | THE New Man | 78% | 394 |
| #2 | Razorok | 76% | 419 |
| #3 | DoubleKs | 75% | 410 |
| #4 | Fossa | 73% | 437 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Razorok | 119 | 0.0148 |
| #2 | THE New Man | 109 | 0.0145 |
| #3 | Fossa | 43 | 0.0051 |
| #4 | DoubleKs | 30 | 0.0038 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | THE New Man | 890 | 0.12 | 16 min |
| #2 | DoubleKs | 853 | 0.11 | 16 min |
| #3 | Fossa | 761 | 0.09 | 16 min |
| #4 | Razorok | 83 | 0.01 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | THE New Man | +4.39 | 85 | 59 |
| #2 | Fossa | +4.07 | 82 | 56 |
| #3 | Razorok | -0.12 | 58 | 39 |
| #4 | DoubleKs | -0.64 | 40 | 62 |
| #5 | Caleb | -1.92 | 68 | 28 |





