








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 551 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September






The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Office | 301 matches | ||
| Wingman | 21 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 16 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Golden | 8 matches | ||
| Premier | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Palacio | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 17 different maps





Our logs show 16 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




122 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3451 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 8,858 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 325 | 4% |
| Smokes | 1851 | 21% |
| HE Grenades | 5268 | 59% |
| Molotovs | 1414 | 16% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,747,077 of utility $209 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 1028 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | THE New Man | 79% | 379 |
| #2 | DoubleKs | 78% | 389 |
| #3 | Caleb | 76% | 419 |
| #4 | Fossa | 76% | 424 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | THE New Man | 79% | 379 |
| #2 | DoubleKs | 78% | 389 |
| #3 | Caleb | 76% | 419 |
| #4 | Fossa | 76% | 424 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | THE New Man | 107 | 0.0148 |
| #2 | Fossa | 40 | 0.0050 |
| #3 | DoubleKs | 29 | 0.0039 |
| #4 | Caleb | 17 | 0.0021 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | DoubleKs | 820 | 0.11 | 16 min |
| #2 | THE New Man | 820 | 0.11 | 14 min |
| #3 | Fossa | 737 | 0.09 | 15 min |
| #4 | Caleb | 89 | 0.01 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | THE New Man | +4.48 | 85 | 61 |
| #2 | Fossa | +4.27 | 83 | 58 |
| #3 | Razorok | -0.21 | 57 | 38 |
| #4 | DoubleKs | -0.59 | 39 | 62 |
| #5 | Caleb | -1.82 | 70 | 30 |





