








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 327 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 108 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 17 matches | ||
| Wingman | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 3 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 11 different maps





Our logs show 12 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




46 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2357 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 7,112 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2413 | 34% |
| Smokes | 1957 | 28% |
| HE Grenades | 1494 | 21% |
| Molotovs | 1248 | 18% |
Our logs show you have wasted $379,005 of utility $109 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 49 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | kOALABJØRN | 67% | 9 |
| #2 | Maranello♥ | 65% | 40 |
| #3 | Ballexander | 54% | 54 |
| #4 | Rakker | 51% | 99 |
| #5 | Damn Daniel. | 48% | 52 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #5 | Damn Daniel. | 48% | 52 |
| #6 | SandStraand | 47% | 68 |
| #7 | KYSKAN | 45% | 38 |
| #8 | Klekki Deli | 33% | 27 |
| #9 | Martin real G | 23% | 13 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Damn Daniel. | 16 | 0.0154 |
| #2 | Rakker | 15 | 0.0074 |
| #3 | SandStraand | 14 | 0.0102 |
| #4 | Maranello♥ | 6 | 0.0077 |
| #5 | KYSKAN | 6 | 0.0078 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | SandStraand | 213 | 0.16 | 5 min |
| #2 | Ballexander | 142 | 0.13 | 3 min |
| #3 | Maranello♥ | 113 | 0.14 | 4 min |
| #4 | Damn Daniel. | 104 | 0.10 | 2 min |
| #5 | Rakker | 93 | 0.05 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Myrtski | +3.80 | 83 | 70 |
| #2 | Maranello♥ | +3.69 | 81 | 69 |
| #3 | kOALABJØRN | +3.68 | 83 | 67 |
| #4 | Martin real G | +1.35 | 72 | 49 |
| #5 | KYSKAN | +0.69 | 60 | 55 |





