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Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 62 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 34 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 3 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 9 different maps





Our logs show 16 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




14 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
414 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 2,726 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 761 | 28% |
| Smokes | 655 | 24% |
| HE Grenades | 608 | 22% |
| Molotovs | 702 | 26% |
Our logs show you have wasted $177,699 of utility $110 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 124 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Maranello♥ | 75% | 12 |
| #2 | Myrtski | 47% | 68 |
| #3 | Ballexander | 46% | 28 |
| #4 | KYSKAN | 46% | 13 |
| #5 | Rakker | 44% | 36 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #4 | KYSKAN | 46% | 13 |
| #5 | Rakker | 44% | 36 |
| #6 | Damn Daniel. | 35% | 17 |
| #7 | Klekki Deli | 25% | 16 |
| #8 | Martin real G | 22% | 9 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Myrtski | 23 | 0.0168 |
| #2 | Rakker | 6 | 0.0085 |
| #3 | Damn Daniel. | 6 | 0.0182 |
| #4 | Martin real G | 5 | 0.0263 |
| #5 | Maranello♥ | 3 | 0.0121 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Myrtski | 240 | 0.17 | 7 min |
| #2 | Ballexander | 81 | 0.15 | 2 min |
| #3 | Rakker | 41 | 0.06 | 1 min |
| #4 | Maranello♥ | 36 | 0.15 | 1 min |
| #5 | Damn Daniel. | 29 | 0.09 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Maranello♥ | +4.84 | 82 | 64 |
| #2 | Myrtski | +3.80 | 84 | 71 |
| #3 | KYSKAN | +1.47 | 61 | 53 |
| #4 | Martin real G | +1.14 | 76 | 38 |
| #5 | Rakker | +0.10 | 78 | 51 |





