








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 291 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 177 matches | ||
| Wingman | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 11 different maps





Our logs show 24 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




12 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2143 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 10,505 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 3308 | 31% |
| Smokes | 2482 | 24% |
| HE Grenades | 2191 | 21% |
| Molotovs | 2524 | 24% |
Our logs show you have wasted $519,466 of utility $103 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 69 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Koksbango | 59% | 17 |
| #2 | Søndagsbarnet Jakobsen | 59% | 17 |
| #3 | BECH | 58% | 24 |
| #4 | Giraf | 57% | 14 |
| #5 | John Mogensen | 57% | 21 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | John Mogensen | 1 | 0.0022 |
| #2 | Duk or Die // The Silver Fox | 1 | 0.0034 |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | FISKESTANGEN | +1.33 | 54 | 69 |
| #2 | Søndagsbarnet Jakobsen | +1.03 | 66 | 53 |
| #3 | John Mogensen | +0.14 | 80 | 63 |
| #4 | Giraf | -0.11 | 59 | 72 |
| #5 | Duk or Die // The Silver Fox | -0.39 | 61 | 63 |





