








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 33 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 38 matches | ||
| Faceit | 34 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 2 matches | ||
| Wingman | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Office | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 12 different maps





Our logs show 2 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




30 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1220 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 3,175 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 981 | 31% |
| Smokes | 671 | 21% |
| HE Grenades | 796 | 25% |
| Molotovs | 727 | 23% |
Our logs show you have wasted $325,456 of utility $130 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 29 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | toki5527 | 75% | 8 |
| #2 | LitPanda | 71% | 7 |
| #3 | ☦Sv(gødl1ke) | 50% | 10 |
| #4 | GentleG1ant | 44% | 9 |
| #5 | John Wack | 43% | 7 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Kasvav1 | 77 | 0.12 | 2 min |
| #2 | SassySusie (gamer) | 71 | 0.16 | 2 min |
| #3 | Roomba™ | 23 | 0.14 | 1 min |
| #4 | GentleG1ant | 22 | 0.06 | 1 min |
| #5 | ☦Sv(gødl1ke) | 17 | 0.08 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Acenio | +7.15 | 69 | 26 |
| #2 | toki5527 | +4.05 | 61 | 36 |
| #3 | Kasvav1 | +2.96 | 71 | 54 |
| #4 | John Wack | +2.67 | 69 | 68 |
| #5 | JP | +2.50 | 58 | 47 |





