








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 494 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 551 matches | ||
| Wingman | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 13 different maps





Our logs show 66 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




99 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
4667 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 30,561 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 10185 | 33% |
| Smokes | 7234 | 24% |
| HE Grenades | 7573 | 25% |
| Molotovs | 5569 | 18% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,118,663 of utility $80 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 155 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #7 | Rageful Renegade | 45% | 89 |
| #8 | Acenio | 44% | 55 |
| #9 | ☦Sv(gødl1ke) | 43% | 54 |
| #10 | char | 39% | 56 |
| #11 | Shabootiqui | 33% | 51 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | TireN | 39 | 0.0062 |
| #2 | 💔Izzy💔 hellcase.com | 30 | 0.0217 |
| #3 | Dave on the dole | 28 | 0.0031 |
| #4 | Acenio | 21 | 0.0194 |
| #5 | Shabootiqui | 15 | 0.0143 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Dave on the dole | 1007 | 0.11 | 27 min |
| #2 | TireN | 465 | 0.07 | 10 min |
| #3 | Kasvav1 | 357 | 0.14 | 9 min |
| #4 | 💔Izzy💔 hellcase.com | 131 | 0.09 | 4 min |
| #5 | Stefan | 122 | 0.07 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | TireN | +4.30 | 85 | 55 |
| #2 | Shabootiqui | +4.16 | 85 | 47 |
| #3 | Acenio | +2.95 | 71 | 38 |
| #4 | Kasvav1 | +2.71 | 58 | 64 |
| #5 | 💔Izzy💔 hellcase.com | +2.64 | 58 | 47 |





