








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 712 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 631 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 27 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 13 matches | ||
| Wingman | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 10 matches | ||
| Faceit | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Basalt | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 20 different maps





Our logs show 190 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




31 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
5178 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 33,470 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 8318 | 25% |
| Smokes | 6972 | 21% |
| HE Grenades | 7986 | 24% |
| Molotovs | 10194 | 30% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,883,595 of utility $113 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 448 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #8 | czombi★ARC★ | 49% | 113 |
| #9 | ♛ff♛ | Süketszem | 47% | 74 |
| #10 | czombee | 47% | 105 |
| #11 | Dawnton ★ARC★ | 45% | 121 |
| #12 | hL* | 43% | 63 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ♛ff♛ | Inester | 39 | 0.0079 |
| #2 | czombee | 24 | 0.0112 |
| #3 | Eclipse | M1K1 | 13 | 0.0068 |
| #4 | DÁVID | 11 | 0.0096 |
| #5 | ♛🅼🅰🆁🆃🅸🅽✞ | 8 | 0.0039 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ♛ff♛ | Inester | 556 | 0.11 | 13 min |
| #2 | czombi★ARC★ | 368 | 0.16 | 8 min |
| #3 | banacheq ★ARC★ | 343 | 0.13 | 8 min |
| #4 | Dawnton ★ARC★ | 268 | 0.11 | 6 min |
| #5 | ♛🅼🅰🆁🆃🅸🅽✞ | 254 | 0.12 | 7 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | DÁVID | +4.80 | 86 | 55 |
| #2 | czombee | +2.30 | 83 | 64 |
| #3 | Eclipse | M1K1 | +1.73 | 87 | 48 |
| #4 | ♛ff♛ | Süketszem | +1.69 | 70 | 55 |
| #5 | ♛ff♛ | Inester | +1.36 | 76 | 67 |





