








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 371 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 288 matches | ||
| Wingman | 22 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 14 different maps





Our logs show 77 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




16 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2152 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 10,725 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 3946 | 37% |
| Smokes | 2137 | 20% |
| HE Grenades | 3106 | 29% |
| Molotovs | 1536 | 14% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,409,160 of utility $180 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 1298 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ♛ff♛ | Inester | 58% | 43 |
| #2 | Galvid | 57% | 130 |
| #3 | czombee | 55% | 58 |
| #4 | Dawnton ★ARC★ | 49% | 120 |
| #5 | czombi★ARC★ | 49% | 107 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | czombee | 19 | 0.0162 |
| #2 | czombi★ARC★ | 7 | 0.0032 |
| #3 | ♛ff♛ | Süketszem | 7 | 0.0055 |
| #4 | Galvid | 6 | 0.0022 |
| #5 | Dawnton ★ARC★ | 5 | 0.0020 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | czombi★ARC★ | 371 | 0.17 | 8 min |
| #2 | Dawnton ★ARC★ | 262 | 0.10 | 7 min |
| #3 | Galvid | 226 | 0.08 | 5 min |
| #4 | czombee | 123 | 0.10 | 5 min |
| #5 | m h m s T ★ARC★ | 110 | 0.14 | 3 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | czombee | +3.57 | 83 | 66 |
| #2 | ♛ff♛ | Inester | +3.14 | 78 | 65 |
| #3 | ♛ff♛ | Süketszem | +2.96 | 78 | 54 |
| #4 | m h m s T ★ARC★ | +1.61 | 34 | 67 |
| #5 | czombi★ARC★ | +0.74 | 49 | 59 |





