








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 919 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 578 matches | ||
| Faceit | 54 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 43 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 36 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 23 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 22 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 17 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 7 matches | ||
| Wingman | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Agency | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Italy | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 16 different maps





Our logs show 10 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




28 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
7993 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 17,101 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2903 | 17% |
| Smokes | 5486 | 32% |
| HE Grenades | 4619 | 27% |
| Molotovs | 4093 | 24% |
Our logs show you have wasted $3,685,815 of utility $199 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 41 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #9 | Monczall | 47% | 128 |
| #10 | [R3K!N] SyNeK | 46% | 126 |
| #11 | Deav`! | 43% | 53 |
| #12 | Kos!@rZ | 40% | 50 |
| #13 | [R3K!N] Leszcz “CASE.GIFT” | 34% | 137 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | [R3K!N] Oscar29CASE.GIFT | 22 | 0.0034 |
| #2 | Monczall | 22 | 0.0086 |
| #3 | [R3K!N] Eva Elfie CASE.GIFT | 13 | 0.0017 |
| #4 | [R3K!N] kamileek_1 CASE.GIFT | 10 | 0.0027 |
| #5 | [R3K!N] Leszcz “CASE.GIFT” | 10 | 0.0034 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | [R3K!N] Oscar29CASE.GIFT | 766 | 0.12 | 23 min |
| #2 | [R3K!N] Eva Elfie CASE.GIFT | 617 | 0.08 | 16 min |
| #3 | [R3K!N] kamileek_1 CASE.GIFT | 526 | 0.14 | 13 min |
| #4 | [R3K!N] Leszcz “CASE.GIFT” | 441 | 0.15 | 11 min |
| #5 | Typowy Adaś | 283 | 0.08 | 6 min |





