








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1215 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 774 matches | ||
| Faceit | 33 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Jura | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 12 different maps





Our logs show 18 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




35 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
6722 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 25,811 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 4375 | 17% |
| Smokes | 7536 | 29% |
| HE Grenades | 8642 | 33% |
| Molotovs | 5258 | 20% |
Our logs show you have wasted $3,238,700 of utility $177 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 79 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #5 | [R3K!N] SyNeK | 48% | 302 |
| #6 | [R3K!N] kamileek_1 CASE.GIFT | 48% | 307 |
| #7 | [R3K!N] Rescue753 | 47% | 195 |
| #8 | [R3K!N] Leszcz “CASE.GIFT” | 44% | 342 |
| #9 | MEOW | 40% | 104 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | [R3K!N] Oscar29CASE.GIFT | 44 | 0.0033 |
| #2 | [R3K!N] Leszcz “CASE.GIFT” | 37 | 0.0050 |
| #3 | [R3K!N] SyNeK | 18 | 0.0028 |
| #4 | [R3K!N] kamileek_1 CASE.GIFT | 17 | 0.0026 |
| #5 | Rysiek | 13 | 0.0017 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | [R3K!N] Oscar29CASE.GIFT | 1652 | 0.12 | 48 min |
| #2 | [R3K!N] Leszcz “CASE.GIFT” | 1063 | 0.14 | 25 min |
| #3 | [R3K!N] kamileek_1 CASE.GIFT | 883 | 0.13 | 21 min |
| #4 | [R3K!N] SyNeK | 615 | 0.10 | 16 min |
| #5 | Rysiek | 319 | 0.04 | 10 min |





