








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 191 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Mirage | 125 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 124 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 64 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 58 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 52 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 40 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 28 matches | ||
| Faceit | 28 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 15 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 15 matches | ||
| Premier | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Grail | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Basalt | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 15 different maps





Our logs show 35 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




16 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
4747 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 22,170 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 5682 | 26% |
| Smokes | 5126 | 23% |
| HE Grenades | 6357 | 29% |
| Molotovs | 5005 | 23% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,530,987 of utility $117 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 85 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #3 | ★CαяTєl 3D | 52% | 223 |
| #4 | Monczall | 51% | 515 |
| #5 | Deav`! | 49% | 88 |
| #6 | Rysiek | 48% | 177 |
| #7 | Kos!@rZ | 44% | 241 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Monczall | 840 | 0.08 | 20 min |
| #2 | ★CαяTєl 3D | 589 | 0.13 | 16 min |
| #3 | Kos!@rZ | 482 | 0.10 | 14 min |
| #4 | Rysiek | 169 | 0.05 | 5 min |
| #5 | Deav`! | 142 | 0.08 | 3 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Monczall | +3.40 | 71 | 59 |
| #2 | ★CαяTєl 3D | +2.63 | 55 | 73 |
| #3 | Deav`! | -0.00 | 60 | 61 |
| #4 | Rysiek | -0.40 | 41 | 51 |
| #5 | Ziku | -0.96 | 49 | 37 |





