








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 119 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Faceit | 145 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 3 matches | ||
| Premier | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 8 different maps





Our logs show 6 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




0 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Your loyalty is impressive.
1651 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 6,051 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1522 | 25% |
| Smokes | 1634 | 27% |
| HE Grenades | 1440 | 24% |
| Molotovs | 1455 | 24% |
Our logs show you have wasted $474,669 of utility $132 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 17 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | tMAE | 78% | 9 |
| #2 | ✪ SoAdyy | 78% | 9 |
| #3 | βΙoodϒ | 65% | 17 |
| #4 | d$. | 64% | 36 |
| #5 | Qgel die Q. | 63% | 24 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #11 | chilly | 54% | 13 |
| #12 | g4. | 50% | 16 |
| #13 | Ringel | 50% | 40 |
| #14 | bigdNs | 47% | 17 |
| #15 | KOFMAN' GunmaN | 36% | 11 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | d$. | 4 | 0.0054 |
| #2 | KOFMAN' GunmaN | 1 | 0.0043 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | -Upssss- | 692 | 0.28 | 18 min |
| #2 | d$. | 116 | 0.16 | 3 min |
| #3 | Ringel | 74 | 0.08 | 2 min |
| #4 | f3yhan | 72 | 0.28 | 2 min |
| #5 | bigdNs | 66 | 0.19 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | tMAE | +5.29 | 79 | 66 |
| #2 | Qgel die Q. | +2.58 | 92 | 69 |
| #3 | Floopi | +1.69 | 61 | 67 |
| #4 | ✪ SoAdyy | +1.39 | 71 | 69 |
| #5 | βΙoodϒ | +1.33 | 76 | 67 |





