








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 233 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 236 matches | ||
| Faceit | 25 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 1 match | ||
| Wingman | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Train | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Agency | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 15 different maps





Our logs show 26 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




20 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3249 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 14,543 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 3879 | 27% |
| Smokes | 3624 | 25% |
| HE Grenades | 4099 | 28% |
| Molotovs | 2941 | 20% |
Our logs show you have wasted $562,777 of utility $81 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 252 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | RAŽENS | 65% | 23 |
| #2 | fortune 08 | 62% | 26 |
| #3 | bethegoodmood | 57% | 40 |
| #4 | LES EFX | 56% | 18 |
| #5 | Jonnhy Dept | 52% | 27 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #3 | bethegoodmood | 57% | 40 |
| #4 | LES EFX | 56% | 18 |
| #5 | Jonnhy Dept | 52% | 27 |
| #6 | Jolanta | 44% | 18 |
| #7 | audi peek | 38% | 21 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | bethegoodmood | 2 | 0.0025 |
| #2 | Jonnhy Dept | 1 | 0.0017 |
| #3 | fortune 08 | 1 | 0.0018 |
| #4 | RAŽENS | 1 | 0.0020 |
| #5 | LES EFX | 1 | 0.0027 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | bethegoodmood | 176 | 0.22 | 4 min |
| #2 | Jonnhy Dept | 88 | 0.15 | 2 min |
| #3 | fortune 08 | 80 | 0.14 | 2 min |
| #4 | RAŽENS | 54 | 0.11 | 1 min |
| #5 | LES EFX | 38 | 0.10 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | bethegoodmood | +2.77 | 78 | 77 |
| #2 | LES EFX | +2.30 | 88 | 61 |
| #3 | fortune 08 | +1.87 | 76 | 69 |
| #4 | RAŽENS | +1.46 | 72 | 74 |
| #5 | Jonnhy Dept | +1.36 | 75 | 69 |





