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Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 0 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September
The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.

| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 793 matches | ||
| Faceit | 21 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Office | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 12 different maps





Our logs show 98 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




40 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
7876 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 29,794 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 8099 | 27% |
| Smokes | 8372 | 28% |
| HE Grenades | 5938 | 20% |
| Molotovs | 7385 | 25% |
Our logs show you have wasted $2,510,945 of utility $137 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 589 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Uruk Hai | 57% | 63 |
| #2 | Jonnhy Dept | 49% | 47 |
| #3 | bethegoodmood | 48% | 81 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Uruk Hai | 57% | 63 |
| #2 | Jonnhy Dept | 49% | 47 |
| #3 | bethegoodmood | 48% | 81 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | bethegoodmood | 3 | 0.0017 |
| #2 | Uruk Hai | 2 | 0.0015 |
| #3 | Jonnhy Dept | 2 | 0.0020 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | bethegoodmood | 380 | 0.22 | 9 min |
| #2 | Jonnhy Dept | 183 | 0.18 | 5 min |
| #3 | Uruk Hai | 152 | 0.11 | 4 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | bethegoodmood | +2.96 | 81 | 78 |
| #2 | Jonnhy Dept | +1.72 | 73 | 73 |
| #3 | Uruk Hai | +0.91 | 58 | 73 |
| #4 | RAŽENS | -0.09 | 66 | 67 |





