








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 450 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 236 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 9 matches | ||
| Faceit | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 8 different maps





Our logs show 8 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




7 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1465 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 8,142 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1965 | 24% |
| Smokes | 2599 | 32% |
| HE Grenades | 1132 | 14% |
| Molotovs | 2446 | 30% |
Our logs show you have wasted $426,369 of utility $122 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 161 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | doink | 89% | 18 |
| #2 | 네이비 | 88% | 34 |
| #3 | 메딕구팔 | 84% | 38 |
| #4 | Kcow. | 84% | 82 |
| #5 | so | 83% | 18 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Ail2k | 5 | 0.0135 |
| #2 | doink | 2 | 0.0065 |
| #3 | iceman | 1 | 0.0009 |
| #4 | 히수 | 1 | 0.0012 |
| #5 | 메딕구팔 | 1 | 0.0014 |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Nacas | +3.65 | 90 | 56 |
| #2 | st1ng | +2.45 | 91 | 58 |
| #3 | 메딕구팔 | +2.36 | 80 | 62 |
| #4 | 韓國人 | +2.32 | 75 | 59 |
| #5 | iceman | +2.08 | 87 | 68 |





