








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 509 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 77 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 4 matches | ||
| Faceit | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 9 different maps





Our logs show 22 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




2 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1180 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 4,893 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1150 | 24% |
| Smokes | 1659 | 34% |
| HE Grenades | 866 | 18% |
| Molotovs | 1218 | 25% |
Our logs show you have wasted $399,149 of utility $147 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 333 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | st1ng | 4 | 0.0048 |
| #2 | Ail2k | 3 | 0.0157 |
| #3 | 메딕구팔 | 1 | 0.0036 |
| #4 | KoreaJoker | 1 | 0.0041 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | st1ng | 99 | 0.12 | 3 min |
| #2 | 韓國人 | 73 | 0.16 | 2 min |
| #3 | BOT CARLOS | 71 | 0.16 | 2 min |
| #4 | 426- | 52 | 0.15 | 1 min |
| #5 | 410- | 49 | 0.17 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | KoreaJoker | +4.26 | 89 | 64 |
| #2 | 메딕구팔 | +3.90 | 77 | 60 |
| #3 | st1ng | +2.82 | 93 | 67 |
| #4 | BOT CARLOS | +2.75 | 73 | 71 |
| #5 | 韓國人 | +2.33 | 73 | 63 |





