








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 963 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Mirage | 172 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 164 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 116 matches | ||
| Premier | 112 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 63 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 61 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 61 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 41 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 35 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 30 matches | ||
| Wingman | 20 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 19 different maps





Our logs show 8 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




41 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
10403 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 28,112 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 8146 | 29% |
| Smokes | 8006 | 28% |
| HE Grenades | 6301 | 22% |
| Molotovs | 5659 | 20% |
Our logs show you have wasted $2,479,182 of utility $132 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 341 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Billy Hill | 20 | 0.0024 |
| #2 | Mr_ickloff | 15 | 0.0035 |
| #3 | ._. | 9 | 0.0007 |
| #4 | bobert | 9 | 0.0012 |
| #5 | Peter31Griffin | 8 | 0.0015 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ._. | 1617 | 0.12 | 36 min |
| #2 | Billy Hill | 1482 | 0.18 | 34 min |
| #3 | bobert | 733 | 0.10 | 15 min |
| #4 | Aaron | 260 | 0.16 | 5 min |
| #5 | Peter31Griffin | 253 | 0.05 | 6 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Knutso | +4.73 | 77 | 59 |
| #2 | Aaron | +2.64 | 81 | 48 |
| #3 | bobert | -0.25 | 59 | 57 |
| #4 | ._. | -0.48 | 59 | 58 |
| #5 | Billy Hill | -0.94 | 47 | 59 |





