








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 109 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Dust2 | 81 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 78 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 61 matches | ||
| Premier | 46 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 38 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 31 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 23 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 19 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 11 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 12 different maps





Our logs show 11 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




21 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3113 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 13,803 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 5526 | 40% |
| Smokes | 5402 | 39% |
| HE Grenades | 2480 | 18% |
| Molotovs | 395 | 3% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,245,345 of utility $132 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 155 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Knutso | 20 | 0.0024 |
| #2 | Mr_ickloff | 10 | 0.0036 |
| #3 | ._. | 5 | 0.0007 |
| #4 | bobert | 5 | 0.0013 |
| #5 | Peter31Griffin | 3 | 0.0013 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Knutso | 1378 | 0.16 | 31 min |
| #2 | ._. | 818 | 0.12 | 18 min |
| #3 | bobert | 375 | 0.09 | 8 min |
| #4 | Mr_ickloff | 115 | 0.04 | 3 min |
| #5 | Peter31Griffin | 104 | 0.04 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Knutso | +4.53 | 77 | 58 |
| #2 | bobert | +0.29 | 60 | 56 |
| #3 | ._. | -0.27 | 63 | 57 |
| #4 | Billy Hill | -0.87 | 48 | 59 |
| #5 | Mr_ickloff | -1.00 | 35 | 40 |





