








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 157 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September



The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Mirage | 52 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 46 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 40 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 26 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 24 matches | ||
| Wingman | 21 matches | ||
| Premier | 18 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 7 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 15 different maps





Our logs show 3 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




18 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2232 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 4,713 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 823 | 17% |
| Smokes | 2037 | 43% |
| HE Grenades | 942 | 20% |
| Molotovs | 911 | 19% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,030,563 of utility $171 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 37 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Billy Hill | 46% | 141 |
| #2 | Knutso | 45% | 222 |
| #3 | bobert | 44% | 106 |
| #4 | Peter31Griffin | 44% | 161 |
| #5 | ._. | 43% | 206 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Knutso | 13 | 0.0030 |
| #2 | Billy Hill | 9 | 0.0033 |
| #3 | ._. | 6 | 0.0015 |
| #4 | Peter31Griffin | 3 | 0.0010 |
| #5 | bobert | 2 | 0.0009 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Knutso | 690 | 0.16 | 15 min |
| #2 | Billy Hill | 527 | 0.19 | 11 min |
| #3 | ._. | 457 | 0.11 | 10 min |
| #4 | bobert | 252 | 0.12 | 5 min |
| #5 | Peter31Griffin | 120 | 0.04 | 3 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Knutso | +5.60 | 77 | 57 |
| #2 | bobert | +0.61 | 63 | 58 |
| #3 | Mr_ickloff | -0.42 | 38 | 41 |
| #4 | ._. | -0.67 | 58 | 56 |
| #5 | Billy Hill | -1.03 | 47 | 58 |





