








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 687 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 534 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 7 matches | ||
| Wingman | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 3 matches | ||
| Faceit | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 11 different maps





Our logs show 83 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




43 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
5256 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 27,558 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 9764 | 35% |
| Smokes | 6838 | 25% |
| HE Grenades | 5597 | 20% |
| Molotovs | 5359 | 19% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,002,708 of utility $79 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 652 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ♥ MUFFIN ONLINE GAMER RGB ♥ | 59% | 80 |
| #2 | jvz | 53% | 108 |
| #3 | Cerveja | 51% | 274 |
| #4 | uMestreDosMagos | 50% | 199 |
| #5 | Lxst | 49% | 179 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #6 | lesLOL | 48% | 145 |
| #7 | NikaoGG | 47% | 252 |
| #8 | ʀ ᴏ ᴏ ᴛ s | 47% | 89 |
| #9 | _kyoto | 45% | 47 |
| #10 | pedro.n | 41% | 44 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | NikaoGG | 24 | 0.0044 |
| #2 | uMestreDosMagos | 19 | 0.0044 |
| #3 | Lxst | 17 | 0.0044 |
| #4 | Cerveja | 16 | 0.0027 |
| #5 | jvz | 13 | 0.0053 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | NikaoGG | 853 | 0.16 | 22 min |
| #2 | uMestreDosMagos | 719 | 0.17 | 15 min |
| #3 | Lxst | 649 | 0.17 | 13 min |
| #4 | Cerveja | 439 | 0.07 | 12 min |
| #5 | lesLOL | 369 | 0.12 | 11 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ♥ MUFFIN ONLINE GAMER RGB ♥ | +3.41 | 77 | 71 |
| #2 | jvz | +2.52 | 74 | 45 |
| #3 | Lxst | +1.51 | 78 | 64 |
| #4 | Adulto Jao | +0.56 | 51 | 70 |
| #5 | NikaoGG | +0.56 | 62 | 68 |





