








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 400 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 86 matches | ||
| Faceit | 27 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 11 different maps





Our logs show 17 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




83 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2012 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 6,380 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1784 | 28% |
| Smokes | 1529 | 24% |
| HE Grenades | 1918 | 30% |
| Molotovs | 1149 | 18% |
Our logs show you have wasted $937,672 of utility $211 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 550 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ♡I love cat girls♡ | 35 | 0.0134 |
| #2 | elaijahah | 15 | 0.0051 |
| #3 | Hesburger-Enjoyer16 | 12 | 0.0141 |
| #4 | ✪ѕєєиq | 11 | 0.0149 |
| #5 | PullaPirtti | 4 | 0.0154 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | elaijahah | 1034 | 0.35 | 31 min |
| #2 | ♡I love cat girls♡ | 300 | 0.11 | 8 min |
| #3 | TESTOVILLE | 247 | 0.38 | 8 min |
| #4 | ✪ѕєєиq | 205 | 0.28 | 6 min |
| #5 | PullaPirtti | 102 | 0.39 | 3 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ✪ѕєєиq | +6.36 | 70 | 65 |
| #2 | TESTOVILLE | +2.63 | 45 | 83 |
| #3 | elaijahah | +1.93 | 48 | 85 |
| #4 | Vinttepaukku | +1.68 | 71 | 63 |
| #5 | ♡I love cat girls♡ | +1.34 | 78 | 46 |





