








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 200 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 542 matches | ||
| Wingman | 95 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 19 different maps





Our logs show 31 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




42 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
5300 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 15,527 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 4409 | 28% |
| Smokes | 3151 | 20% |
| HE Grenades | 3868 | 25% |
| Molotovs | 4099 | 26% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,260,645 of utility $84 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 247 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | XXXANNES | 61% | 44 |
| #2 | Lil Ramesh | 51% | 102 |
| #3 | Külmkapi Ott | 45% | 60 |
| #4 | (NIG)suhkruv3s1 | 45% | 58 |
| #5 | Lärry | 44% | 77 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #6 | KrisTheSniper | 44% | 121 |
| #7 | FarmerFred | 41% | 148 |
| #8 | Herr Sour | 38% | 164 |
| #9 | Torbik | 38% | 180 |
| #10 | 133 | 33% | 49 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Herr Sour | 56 | 0.0169 |
| #2 | Lil Ramesh | 30 | 0.0139 |
| #3 | Torbik | 25 | 0.0074 |
| #4 | Lärry | 19 | 0.0123 |
| #5 | KrisTheSniper | 14 | 0.0055 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | KrisTheSniper | 269 | 0.11 | 5 min |
| #2 | Lärry | 198 | 0.13 | 5 min |
| #3 | Torbik | 190 | 0.06 | 4 min |
| #4 | XXXANNES | 152 | 0.19 | 4 min |
| #5 | Lil Ramesh | 139 | 0.06 | 3 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Lil Ramesh | +7.12 | 88 | 51 |
| #2 | XXXANNES | +5.58 | 67 | 66 |
| #3 | (NIG)suhkruv3s1 | +3.98 | 80 | 54 |
| #4 | Lärry | +1.76 | 46 | 55 |
| #5 | Külmkapi Ott | +1.41 | 61 | 43 |





