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Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 0 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September
The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.

| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Nuke | 116 matches | ||
| Premier | 83 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 14 different maps





Our logs show 8 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




58 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
4044 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 3,341 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 927 | 28% |
| Smokes | 821 | 25% |
| HE Grenades | 866 | 26% |
| Molotovs | 727 | 22% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,636,668 of utility $264 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 1344 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Illegal Alien | 63% | 16 |
| #2 | playerror | 63% | 24 |
| #3 | Pixie | 53% | 19 |
| #4 | vic485 | 50% | 22 |
| #5 | d3lta | 50% | 58 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #5 | d3lta | 50% | 58 |
| #6 | Raccoon | 48% | 21 |
| #7 | Hear7 | 46% | 61 |
| #8 | maraschino | 44% | 25 |
| #9 | bepis | 43% | 44 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | bepis | 9 | 0.0094 |
| #2 | Raccoon | 9 | 0.0212 |
| #3 | d3lta | 4 | 0.0032 |
| #4 | maraschino | 4 | 0.0074 |
| #5 | playerror | 4 | 0.0082 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Hear7 | 176 | 0.15 | 5 min |
| #2 | d3lta | 136 | 0.11 | 2 min |
| #3 | playerror | 48 | 0.10 | 2 min |
| #4 | Illegal Alien | 24 | 0.07 | 0 min |
| #5 | bepis | 19 | 0.02 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | bepis | +3.13 | 80 | 34 |
| #2 | wn_ | +2.80 | 70 | 39 |
| #3 | d3lta | +0.23 | 58 | 29 |
| #4 | Raccoon | +0.12 | 73 | 30 |
| #5 | Hear7 | +0.08 | 72 | 62 |





