








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 609 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 177 matches | ||
| Faceit | 29 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 15 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 6 matches | ||
| Wingman | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 19 different maps





Our logs show 1 Chicken Has been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




44 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
4802 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 6,304 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1493 | 24% |
| Smokes | 1927 | 31% |
| HE Grenades | 1217 | 19% |
| Molotovs | 1667 | 26% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,072,545 of utility $136 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 428 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | bubatz legal? | 70% | 20 |
| #2 | germpz | 57% | 30 |
| #3 | kakh444 | 51% | 53 |
| #4 | Väike PD | 50% | 163 |
| #5 | Kenz | 50% | 194 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #6 | Anduuuz | 49% | 214 |
| #7 | ❤90km/h Opel peek pakzu❤ | 47% | 49 |
| #8 | DJkapsas | 39% | 64 |
| #9 | Margus Saar | 38% | 50 |
| #10 | mm doom | 36% | 22 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Kenz | 62 | 0.0150 |
| #2 | Väike PD | 46 | 0.0133 |
| #3 | DJkapsas | 19 | 0.0139 |
| #4 | Anduuuz | 14 | 0.0031 |
| #5 | kakh444 | 9 | 0.0083 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Anduuuz | 513 | 0.11 | 14 min |
| #2 | Väike PD | 420 | 0.12 | 9 min |
| #3 | Kenz | 336 | 0.08 | 7 min |
| #4 | kakh444 | 116 | 0.11 | 2 min |
| #5 | DJkapsas | 88 | 0.06 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Scuffied | +2.94 | 84 | 36 |
| #2 | Väike PD | +2.05 | 78 | 53 |
| #3 | bubatz legal? | +1.09 | 60 | 63 |
| #4 | DJkapsas | +0.31 | 68 | 31 |
| #5 | mm doom | -0.17 | 60 | 45 |





