








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 341 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 192 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 2 matches | ||
| Faceit | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 14 different maps





Our logs show 34 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




32 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1292 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 9,495 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2502 | 26% |
| Smokes | 1602 | 17% |
| HE Grenades | 3705 | 39% |
| Molotovs | 1686 | 18% |
Our logs show you have wasted $135,062 of utility $22 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 606 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Väike PD | 61% | 33 |
| #2 | Margus Saar | 53% | 45 |
| #3 | Scuffied | 51% | 53 |
| #4 | Anduuuz | 48% | 136 |
| #5 | ❤90km/h Opel peek pakzu❤ | 46% | 24 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #6 | Kenz | 45% | 66 |
| #7 | CharlesMarcHervéPercevalLekaare | 44% | 18 |
| #8 | WWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW | 42% | 26 |
| #9 | bubatz legal? | 41% | 51 |
| #10 | DJkapsas | 35% | 23 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Kenz | 18 | 0.0130 |
| #2 | bubatz legal? | 15 | 0.0150 |
| #3 | Anduuuz | 13 | 0.0046 |
| #4 | CharlesMarcHervéPercevalLekaare | 12 | 0.0336 |
| #5 | Scuffied | 10 | 0.0090 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Anduuuz | 342 | 0.12 | 8 min |
| #2 | bubatz legal? | 119 | 0.12 | 2 min |
| #3 | Kenz | 112 | 0.08 | 2 min |
| #4 | CharlesMarcHervéPercevalLekaare | 102 | 0.29 | 1 min |
| #5 | WWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW | 95 | 0.18 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Väike PD | +4.62 | 88 | 54 |
| #2 | CharlesMarcHervéPercevalLekaare | +3.81 | 81 | 42 |
| #3 | Scuffied | +3.40 | 84 | 39 |
| #4 | WWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW | +2.96 | 84 | 34 |
| #5 | bubatz legal? | +1.33 | 54 | 54 |





