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Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 0 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September
The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.

| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Mirage | 15 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 7 different maps





Our logs show 4 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




4 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
187 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 367 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 54 | 15% |
| Smokes | 216 | 59% |
| HE Grenades | 77 | 21% |
| Molotovs | 20 | 5% |
Our logs show you have wasted $182,485 of utility $182 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 0 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | fudido lanches | 122 | 0.18 | 2 min |
| #2 | Dino | 79 | 0.20 | 1 min |
| #3 | jorge | 49 | 0.13 | 1 min |
| #4 | luis10barbo | 43 | 0.23 | 1 min |
| #5 | Ghossert | 41 | 0.15 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Mensageiro Celeste do Flamengo | +7.10 | 65 | 53 |
| #2 | mrqsz | +5.48 | 82 | 52 |
| #3 | Ghossert | +5.18 | 69 | 67 |
| #4 | calkachju | +4.08 | 82 | 28 |
| #5 | luis10barbo | +3.82 | 65 | 68 |





