








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 404 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Mirage | 81 matches | ||
| Premier | 74 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 32 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 16 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 2 matches | ||
| Wingman | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 13 different maps





Our logs show 29 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




56 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2073 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 7,625 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2870 | 38% |
| Smokes | 1640 | 22% |
| HE Grenades | 1306 | 17% |
| Molotovs | 1809 | 24% |
Our logs show you have wasted $830,632 of utility $138 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 303 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | jorge | 82 | 0.0259 |
| #2 | lemon juice | 38 | 0.0650 |
| #3 | Mensageiro Celeste do Flamengo | 24 | 0.0245 |
| #4 | 6yari | 20 | 0.0134 |
| #5 | dumis | 15 | 0.0134 |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | dumis | +6.01 | 88 | 54 |
| #2 | Mensageiro Celeste do Flamengo | +4.31 | 61 | 48 |
| #3 | mrqsz | +3.85 | 78 | 49 |
| #4 | Tio do Doce | +3.80 | 74 | 72 |
| #5 | lemon juice | +2.75 | 87 | 26 |





