








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 54 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 185 matches | ||
| Wingman | 30 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 14 different maps





Our logs show 35 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




18 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2285 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 7,930 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1902 | 24% |
| Smokes | 2396 | 30% |
| HE Grenades | 1519 | 19% |
| Molotovs | 2113 | 27% |
Our logs show you have wasted $807,408 of utility $145 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 439 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Propaldy | 73% | 33 |
| #2 | beefy | 60% | 25 |
| #3 | rizen | 59% | 29 |
| #4 | sorfi | 55% | 95 |
| #5 | krikral | 52% | 21 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #2 | beefy | 60% | 25 |
| #3 | rizen | 59% | 29 |
| #4 | sorfi | 55% | 95 |
| #5 | krikral | 52% | 21 |
| #6 | Scaller | 52% | 178 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Scaller | 12 | 0.0033 |
| #2 | sorfi | 9 | 0.0047 |
| #3 | rizen | 5 | 0.0085 |
| #4 | krikral | 1 | 0.0023 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Scaller | 390 | 0.11 | 9 min |
| #2 | sorfi | 116 | 0.06 | 3 min |
| #3 | rizen | 95 | 0.16 | 1 min |
| #4 | Propaldy | 87 | 0.15 | 2 min |
| #5 | beefy | 37 | 0.08 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Scaller | +1.32 | 62 | 57 |
| #2 | Propaldy | +0.59 | 73 | 58 |
| #3 | spaky | +0.23 | 61 | 58 |
| #4 | rizen | +0.07 | 73 | 52 |
| #5 | krikral | -0.73 | 66 | 39 |





