








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 55 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 93 matches | ||
| Wingman | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 11 different maps





Our logs show 11 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




13 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1270 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 3,586 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 719 | 20% |
| Smokes | 1056 | 29% |
| HE Grenades | 881 | 25% |
| Molotovs | 930 | 26% |
Our logs show you have wasted $271,751 of utility $81 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 36 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | beefy | 63% | 30 |
| #2 | Scaller | 59% | 56 |
| #3 | spaky | 55% | 95 |
| #4 | rizen | 54% | 37 |
| #5 | Propaldy | 50% | 12 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #3 | spaky | 55% | 95 |
| #4 | rizen | 54% | 37 |
| #5 | Propaldy | 50% | 12 |
| #6 | krikral | 50% | 50 |
| #7 | spaky | 33% | 9 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | spaky | 4 | 0.0021 |
| #2 | rizen | 2 | 0.0026 |
| #3 | spaky | 2 | 0.0103 |
| #4 | Scaller | 1 | 0.0008 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | spaky | 192 | 0.10 | 4 min |
| #2 | Scaller | 132 | 0.11 | 4 min |
| #3 | rizen | 126 | 0.16 | 2 min |
| #4 | beefy | 55 | 0.09 | 1 min |
| #5 | Propaldy | 48 | 0.17 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Scaller | +2.62 | 67 | 61 |
| #2 | Propaldy | +1.44 | 71 | 67 |
| #3 | spaky | +0.40 | 61 | 59 |
| #4 | spaky | +0.16 | 55 | 63 |
| #5 | rizen | +0.06 | 77 | 60 |





