








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1637 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Nuke | 710 matches | ||
| Wingman | 126 matches | ||
| Premier | 65 matches | ||
| Faceit | 53 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 29 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 23 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 16 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 18 different maps





Our logs show 35 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




617 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
14210 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 10,282 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2840 | 28% |
| Smokes | 2426 | 24% |
| HE Grenades | 2476 | 24% |
| Molotovs | 2540 | 25% |
Our logs show you have wasted $3,333,965 of utility $161 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 13280 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Gay Furry | +3.68 | 77 | 24 |
| #2 | barrett | +2.93 | 84 | 45 |
| #3 | Nature of Daylight | +1.33 | 82 | 50 |
| #4 | Wisey | -1.69 | 39 | 30 |
| #5 | schpeepel | -2.65 | 41 | 22 |





