








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1440 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 438 matches | ||
| Wingman | 193 matches | ||
| Faceit | 96 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 47 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 37 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 35 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 21 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 20 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 16 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Palacio | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 19 different maps





Our logs show 29 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




132 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
11135 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 27,257 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 6073 | 22% |
| Smokes | 8674 | 32% |
| HE Grenades | 6008 | 22% |
| Molotovs | 6502 | 24% |
Our logs show you have wasted $2,565,430 of utility $132 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 4966 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Gbr | 49% | 97 |
| #2 | ARGENTINIAN FURRY FEMBOY | 49% | 122 |
| #3 | Gay Furry | 48% | 64 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Gbr | 49% | 97 |
| #2 | ARGENTINIAN FURRY FEMBOY | 49% | 122 |
| #3 | Gay Furry | 48% | 64 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Gay Furry | 31 | 0.0260 |
| #2 | Gbr | 23 | 0.0126 |
| #3 | ARGENTINIAN FURRY FEMBOY | 22 | 0.0091 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ARGENTINIAN FURRY FEMBOY | 389 | 0.16 | 10 min |
| #2 | Gbr | 163 | 0.09 | 5 min |
| #3 | Gay Furry | 96 | 0.08 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Nature of Daylight | +2.95 | 88 | 52 |
| #2 | ARGENTINIAN FURRY FEMBOY | +1.78 | 79 | 58 |
| #3 | Gay Furry | +0.58 | 79 | 40 |
| #4 | Gbr | -0.34 | 63 | 48 |





