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Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 6 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 88 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 47 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 45 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 21 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 3 matches | ||
| Faceit | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Office | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 13 different maps





Our logs show 10 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




11 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2123 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 10,296 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2414 | 23% |
| Smokes | 2780 | 27% |
| HE Grenades | 2868 | 28% |
| Molotovs | 2234 | 22% |
Our logs show you have wasted $447,588 of utility $81 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 879 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | nico | 79% | 28 |
| #2 | NaloX | 76% | 21 |
| #3 | FixN☂ | 72% | 25 |
| #4 | J U A N A U L | 67% | 18 |
| #5 | r4yz | 67% | 57 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | TitoNocilla | 11 | 0.0093 |
| #2 | Xivato er modulo | 8 | 0.0109 |
| #3 | ⛩ ADRMALD ⛩ | 7 | 0.0177 |
| #4 | Morcillote | 6 | 0.0140 |
| #5 | r4yz | 3 | 0.0030 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | TitoNocilla | 293 | 0.25 | 7 min |
| #2 | r4yz | 248 | 0.25 | 8 min |
| #3 | Xivato er modulo | 194 | 0.27 | 6 min |
| #4 | nico | 68 | 0.13 | 2 min |
| #5 | ⛩ ADRMALD ⛩ | 65 | 0.16 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | r4yz | +4.81 | 88 | 74 |
| #2 | NaloX | +4.57 | 75 | 52 |
| #3 | TitoNocilla | +4.10 | 81 | 79 |
| #4 | Xivato er modulo | +3.97 | 82 | 80 |
| #5 | nico | +3.35 | 73 | 64 |





