








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1549 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Dust2 | 221 matches | ||
| Premier | 107 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 107 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 58 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 53 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 32 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 27 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 17 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 15 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 6 matches | ||
| Faceit | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 15 different maps





Our logs show 66 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




45 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
7494 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 24,904 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 6237 | 25% |
| Smokes | 5862 | 24% |
| HE Grenades | 6835 | 27% |
| Molotovs | 5970 | 24% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,910,897 of utility $138 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 1591 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #4 | J U A N A U L | 74% | 133 |
| #5 | Big Papa | 73% | 127 |
| #6 | NaloX | 71% | 192 |
| #7 | arlequí | 69% | 39 |
| #8 | zr | 65% | 40 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | r4yz | 1454 | 0.25 | 41 min |
| #2 | NaloX | 530 | 0.14 | 12 min |
| #3 | Big Papa | 325 | 0.14 | 8 min |
| #4 | FixN☂ | 215 | 0.09 | 4 min |
| #5 | zr | 165 | 0.21 | 3 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | r4yz | +4.51 | 87 | 79 |
| #2 | NaloX | +3.25 | 75 | 55 |
| #3 | nico | +2.35 | 65 | 62 |
| #4 | arlequí | +1.75 | 79 | 69 |
| #5 | zr | +1.51 | 70 | 62 |





