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Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 264 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Esplay | 137 matches | 1,604 | |
| Faceit | 6 matches | ||
| Premier | 5 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 10 different maps





Our logs show 8 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




0 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Your loyalty is impressive.
1331 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 4,146 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1179 | 28% |
| Smokes | 928 | 22% |
| HE Grenades | 889 | 21% |
| Molotovs | 1150 | 28% |
Our logs show you have wasted $743,884 of utility $206 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 21 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Willix | 67% | 27 |
| #2 | xaxo1337 | 52% | 33 |
| #3 | Lennart Spännrunk | 50% | 135 |
| #4 | Berre8891 | 42% | 77 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Willix | 67% | 27 |
| #2 | xaxo1337 | 52% | 33 |
| #3 | Lennart Spännrunk | 50% | 135 |
| #4 | Berre8891 | 42% | 77 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Lennart Spännrunk | 6 | 0.0021 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Lennart Spännrunk | 342 | 0.12 | 8 min |
| #2 | Willix | 143 | 0.24 | 5 min |
| #3 | xaxo1337 | 98 | 0.13 | 2 min |
| #4 | Berre8891 | 92 | 0.06 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Willix | +3.66 | 80 | 78 |
| #2 | Lennart Spännrunk | +1.16 | 78 | 54 |
| #3 | xaxo1337 | +0.54 | 82 | 45 |
| #4 | Abdullah | -0.88 | 48 | 51 |
| #5 | Berre8891 | -1.55 | 59 | 45 |





