








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 308 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Esplay | 188 matches | 1,987 | |
| Faceit | 21 matches | ||
| Premier | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 10 different maps





Our logs show 8 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




3 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2151 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 4,843 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1269 | 26% |
| Smokes | 1272 | 26% |
| HE Grenades | 1105 | 23% |
| Molotovs | 1197 | 25% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,347,316 of utility $287 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 139 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Willix | 53% | 51 |
| #2 | Abdullah | 52% | 33 |
| #3 | Lennart Spännrunk | 47% | 58 |
| #4 | Berre8891 | 38% | 21 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Willix | 53% | 51 |
| #2 | Abdullah | 52% | 33 |
| #3 | Lennart Spännrunk | 47% | 58 |
| #4 | Berre8891 | 38% | 21 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Lennart Spännrunk | 1 | 0.0008 |
| #2 | Willix | 1 | 0.0009 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Willix | 225 | 0.21 | 6 min |
| #2 | Lennart Spännrunk | 168 | 0.13 | 4 min |
| #3 | Abdullah | 59 | 0.08 | 1 min |
| #4 | Berre8891 | 26 | 0.06 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Willix | +3.07 | 79 | 76 |
| #2 | xaxo1337 | +0.14 | 84 | 47 |
| #3 | Lennart Spännrunk | -0.74 | 71 | 53 |
| #4 | Abdullah | -1.82 | 44 | 48 |
| #5 | Berre8891 | -3.10 | 56 | 46 |





