








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 110 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 88 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 6 matches | ||
| Wingman | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Agency | 1 match | ||
| Faceit | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 12 different maps





Our logs show 8 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




14 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1204 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 1,755 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 131 | 7% |
| Smokes | 165 | 9% |
| HE Grenades | 774 | 44% |
| Molotovs | 685 | 39% |
Our logs show you have wasted $226,761 of utility $71 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 136 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Kovapoika Jorma | 58% | 26 |
| #2 | R3tro | 54% | 13 |
| #3 | Eehheheeheee | 52% | 112 |
| #4 | dunno | 50% | 10 |
| #5 | VIKTOR | 48% | 25 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Eehheheeheee | 17 | 0.0078 |
| #2 | -?- | 5 | 0.0059 |
| #3 | dunno | 2 | 0.0094 |
| #4 | VIKTOR | 1 | 0.0019 |
| #5 | R3tro | 1 | 0.0037 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Eehheheeheee | 433 | 0.20 | 11 min |
| #2 | -?- | 136 | 0.16 | 3 min |
| #3 | VIKTOR | 105 | 0.20 | 3 min |
| #4 | R3tro | 70 | 0.26 | 2 min |
| #5 | Nug3t | 32 | 0.15 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | R3tro | +2.17 | 50 | 66 |
| #2 | SIIKA:) | +1.81 | 81 | 47 |
| #3 | Eehheheeheee | +1.64 | 92 | 65 |
| #4 | -?- | +1.25 | 78 | 65 |
| #5 | dunno | +0.28 | 42 | 61 |





