








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 143 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 185 matches | ||
| Wingman | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Basalt | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Train | 1 match | ||
| Faceit | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 13 different maps





Our logs show 8 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




46 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3284 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 10,188 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 3437 | 34% |
| Smokes | 1739 | 17% |
| HE Grenades | 2773 | 27% |
| Molotovs | 2239 | 22% |
Our logs show you have wasted $822,045 of utility $154 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 76 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Linkku<3 | 60% | 15 |
| #2 | WΛDΞ☠ | 57% | 14 |
| #3 | SIIKA:) | 55% | 33 |
| #4 | Kovapoika Jorma | 53% | 55 |
| #5 | Pablo | 52% | 112 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | -?- | 11 | 0.0044 |
| #2 | Pablo | 11 | 0.0050 |
| #3 | SIIKA:) | 7 | 0.0107 |
| #4 | =-^w^-= | 5 | 0.0164 |
| #5 | ranch nuts | 5 | 0.0168 |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | =-^w^-= | +4.80 | 84 | 77 |
| #2 | SIIKA:) | +2.05 | 79 | 56 |
| #3 | Eehheheeheee | +1.89 | 92 | 65 |
| #4 | -?- | +1.17 | 79 | 61 |
| #5 | Kovapoika Jorma | +0.65 | 70 | 30 |





