








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 573 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 189 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 87 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 57 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 52 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 29 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 18 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Agency | 1 match | ||
| Faceit | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 12 different maps





Our logs show 35 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




23 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
5615 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 21,443 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 6827 | 32% |
| Smokes | 5534 | 26% |
| HE Grenades | 4528 | 21% |
| Molotovs | 4554 | 21% |
Our logs show you have wasted $926,922 of utility $85 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 82 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #5 | dunno | 47% | 113 |
| #6 | Kassu | 45% | 42 |
| #7 | VIKTOR | 43% | 173 |
| #8 | Zopet | 42% | 98 |
| #9 | PWTM | 41% | 49 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | dunno | 11 | 0.0048 |
| #2 | Zopet | 9 | 0.0045 |
| #3 | VIKTOR | 7 | 0.0020 |
| #4 | Köpykkä | 3 | 0.0014 |
| #5 | Kassu | 3 | 0.0034 |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ranch nuts | +2.38 | 72 | 28 |
| #2 | R3tro | +1.65 | 49 | 67 |
| #3 | buuSteri | +1.50 | 60 | 55 |
| #4 | Kassu | +1.00 | 61 | 68 |
| #5 | dunno | -0.50 | 44 | 63 |





