








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 22 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September
The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 350 matches | ||
| Wingman | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Jura | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 14 different maps





Our logs show 2 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




84 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3544 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 9,418 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1549 | 16% |
| Smokes | 3131 | 33% |
| HE Grenades | 2818 | 30% |
| Molotovs | 1920 | 20% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,008,959 of utility $109 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 314 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | T1T0M3 | 61% | 56 |
| #2 | BeanutzV12 | 47% | 187 |
| #3 | Larry Joe | 45% | 204 |
| #4 | QuackForMe | 41% | 59 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | T1T0M3 | 61% | 56 |
| #2 | BeanutzV12 | 47% | 187 |
| #3 | Larry Joe | 45% | 204 |
| #4 | QuackForMe | 41% | 59 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Larry Joe | 43 | 0.0100 |
| #2 | BeanutzV12 | 18 | 0.0045 |
| #3 | QuackForMe | 9 | 0.0075 |
| #4 | T1T0M3 | 7 | 0.0061 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Larry Joe | 428 | 0.10 | 10 min |
| #2 | BeanutzV12 | 195 | 0.05 | 5 min |
| #3 | T1T0M3 | 168 | 0.15 | 4 min |
| #4 | QuackForMe | 158 | 0.13 | 3 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Larry Joe | +2.03 | 74 | 47 |
| #2 | QuackForMe | +1.96 | 71 | 40 |
| #3 | T1T0M3 | +1.49 | 77 | 48 |
| #4 | Roland Groper | +0.60 | 59 | 43 |
| #5 | BeanutzV12 | -1.67 | 32 | 41 |





