








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1206 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 194 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 71 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 55 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 32 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 25 matches | ||
| Wingman | 24 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 11 matches | ||
| Faceit | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Golden | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 18 different maps





Our logs show 121 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




35 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
4598 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 14,974 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 3723 | 25% |
| Smokes | 3316 | 22% |
| HE Grenades | 4087 | 27% |
| Molotovs | 3848 | 26% |
Our logs show you have wasted $2,092,832 of utility $202 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 897 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Ma Long Kok | 74% | 27 |
| #2 | n0sk1ll | 55% | 58 |
| #3 | Vesy | 54% | 147 |
| #4 | crazyy | 52% | 114 |
| #5 | Happy meal | 52% | 161 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #5 | Happy meal | 52% | 161 |
| #6 | gulpin #SARATOGAPEEK | 51% | 74 |
| #7 | criminal requiem | 48% | 125 |
| #8 | bog | 44% | 27 |
| #9 | AK | 30% | 53 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Happy meal | 30 | 0.0089 |
| #2 | crazyy | 28 | 0.0125 |
| #3 | Vesy | 7 | 0.0023 |
| #4 | criminal requiem | 5 | 0.0020 |
| #5 | AK | 4 | 0.0037 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Vesy | 893 | 0.30 | 23 min |
| #2 | Happy meal | 567 | 0.17 | 11 min |
| #3 | AK | 273 | 0.25 | 5 min |
| #4 | crazyy | 266 | 0.12 | 6 min |
| #5 | gulpin #SARATOGAPEEK | 142 | 0.09 | 3 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | crazyy | +3.20 | 74 | 59 |
| #2 | Vesy | +2.95 | 75 | 64 |
| #3 | gulpin #SARATOGAPEEK | +2.19 | 72 | 49 |
| #4 | Ma Long Kok | +1.80 | 65 | 54 |
| #5 | bog | +0.95 | 82 | 60 |





