








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1575 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 735 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 80 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 36 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 23 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 22 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 17 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 17 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 14 matches | ||
| Wingman | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 5 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 15 different maps





Our logs show 72 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




112 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
9560 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 29,841 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 13613 | 46% |
| Smokes | 4622 | 15% |
| HE Grenades | 4501 | 15% |
| Molotovs | 7105 | 24% |
Our logs show you have wasted $2,019,834 of utility $94 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 1208 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Ligi | 52% | 161 |
| #2 | Vesy | 51% | 138 |
| #3 | gulpin #SARATOGAPEEK | 49% | 97 |
| #4 | AK | 37% | 71 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Ligi | 52% | 161 |
| #2 | Vesy | 51% | 138 |
| #3 | gulpin #SARATOGAPEEK | 49% | 97 |
| #4 | AK | 37% | 71 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Ligi | 14 | 0.0042 |
| #2 | Vesy | 12 | 0.0045 |
| #3 | AK | 6 | 0.0041 |
| #4 | gulpin #SARATOGAPEEK | 2 | 0.0010 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Vesy | 834 | 0.31 | 21 min |
| #2 | AK | 346 | 0.24 | 7 min |
| #3 | Ligi | 340 | 0.10 | 9 min |
| #4 | gulpin #SARATOGAPEEK | 161 | 0.08 | 3 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Vesy | +4.75 | 72 | 65 |
| #2 | gulpin #SARATOGAPEEK | +3.53 | 73 | 50 |
| #3 | Ligi | +1.36 | 54 | 62 |
| #4 | Happy meal | -1.11 | 44 | 51 |
| #5 | AK | -1.19 | 36 | 59 |





