








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 335 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 107 matches | ||
| Wingman | 66 matches | ||
| Faceit | 46 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 16 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 10 different maps





Our logs show 5 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




15 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3187 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 8,806 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 3715 | 42% |
| Smokes | 1797 | 20% |
| HE Grenades | 1804 | 20% |
| Molotovs | 1490 | 17% |
Our logs show you have wasted $757,300 of utility $125 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 114 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | . | 64% | 45 |
| #2 | TDC_ (Bosancu coach) | 58% | 26 |
| #3 | vortex | 54% | 175 |
| #4 | super idol | 54% | 28 |
| #5 | fakebrin | 24% | 21 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | . | 64% | 45 |
| #2 | TDC_ (Bosancu coach) | 58% | 26 |
| #3 | vortex | 54% | 175 |
| #4 | super idol | 54% | 28 |
| #5 | fakebrin | 24% | 21 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | vortex | 7 | 0.0021 |
| #2 | TDC_ (Bosancu coach) | 7 | 0.0131 |
| #3 | . | 2 | 0.0022 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | vortex | 194 | 0.06 | 4 min |
| #2 | fakebrin | 119 | 0.28 | 3 min |
| #3 | . | 108 | 0.12 | 2 min |
| #4 | super idol | 65 | 0.12 | 1 min |
| #5 | TDC_ (Bosancu coach) | 55 | 0.10 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | super idol | +6.14 | 79 | 54 |
| #2 | money cash hoes | +1.40 | 77 | 54 |
| #3 | TDC_ (Bosancu coach) | +0.36 | 61 | 53 |
| #4 | vortex | -0.04 | 87 | 32 |
| #5 | . | -0.75 | 66 | 48 |





