








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 958 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Wingman | 660 matches | ||
| Premier | 481 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 23 matches | ||
| Faceit | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 12 different maps





Our logs show 13 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




207 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
9814 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 17,328 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 7309 | 42% |
| Smokes | 975 | 6% |
| HE Grenades | 6757 | 39% |
| Molotovs | 2287 | 13% |
Our logs show you have wasted $2,151,201 of utility $106 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 2236 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ionut♿ | 44% | 298 |
| #2 | Noki | 43% | 94 |
| #3 | Tarzyta | 39% | 203 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ionut♿ | 44% | 298 |
| #2 | Noki | 43% | 94 |
| #3 | Tarzyta | 39% | 203 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ionut♿ | 121 | 0.0244 |
| #2 | Tarzyta | 53 | 0.0138 |
| #3 | Noki | 5 | 0.0032 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ionut♿ | 831 | 0.17 | 18 min |
| #2 | Tarzyta | 556 | 0.15 | 12 min |
| #3 | Noki | 45 | 0.03 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ionut♿ | +1.63 | 73 | 49 |
| #2 | TDC_ (Bosancu coach) | +0.80 | 60 | 46 |
| #3 | Noki | -0.96 | 38 | 33 |
| #4 | Tarzyta | -1.60 | 33 | 43 |





