








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 156 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Vertigo | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 7 matches | ||
| Wingman | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Basalt | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 21 different maps





Our logs show 6 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




57 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1699 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 5,146 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2171 | 42% |
| Smokes | 1070 | 21% |
| HE Grenades | 1153 | 22% |
| Molotovs | 752 | 15% |
Our logs show you have wasted $242,261 of utility $86 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 111 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Lose Pistol round =Tk in base | 65% | 17 |
| #2 | STORM | 64% | 22 |
| #3 | huNter- | 45% | 11 |
| #4 | Valium | 45% | 40 |
| #5 | Latas de Atum Roubadas | 41% | 27 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #2 | STORM | 64% | 22 |
| #3 | huNter- | 45% | 11 |
| #4 | Valium | 45% | 40 |
| #5 | Latas de Atum Roubadas | 41% | 27 |
| #6 | Creeper_D | 40% | 10 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | huNter- | 8 | 0.0428 |
| #2 | Lose Pistol round =Tk in base | 7 | 0.0220 |
| #3 | STORM | 6 | 0.0147 |
| #4 | Latas de Atum Roubadas | 3 | 0.0062 |
| #5 | Valium | 2 | 0.0028 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Valium | 126 | 0.18 | 3 min |
| #2 | Latas de Atum Roubadas | 81 | 0.17 | 1 min |
| #3 | Lose Pistol round =Tk in base | 64 | 0.20 | 1 min |
| #4 | STORM | 41 | 0.10 | 1 min |
| #5 | huNter- | 37 | 0.20 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | STORM | +8.47 | 84 | 61 |
| #2 | Creeper_D | +5.11 | 84 | 59 |
| #3 | Azeteca | +3.89 | 65 | 61 |
| #4 | Lose Pistol round =Tk in base | +1.06 | 15 | 61 |
| #5 | huNter- | -2.67 | 22 | 50 |





