








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1259 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 169 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 99 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 90 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 82 matches | ||
| Faceit | 57 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 54 matches | ||
| Wingman | 52 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 52 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 20 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 19 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 16 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Grail | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 19 different maps





Our logs show 145 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




95 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
10743 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 22,635 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 6021 | 27% |
| Smokes | 6587 | 29% |
| HE Grenades | 4197 | 19% |
| Molotovs | 5830 | 26% |
Our logs show you have wasted $2,282,133 of utility $155 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 2045 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Creeper_D | 68% | 219 |
| #2 | Azeteca | 66% | 129 |
| #3 | Valium | 62% | 77 |
| #4 | gibanfih | 52% | 81 |
| #5 | A_Ponta?YAéRO_xa | 51% | 71 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Creeper_D | 68% | 219 |
| #2 | Azeteca | 66% | 129 |
| #3 | Valium | 62% | 77 |
| #4 | gibanfih | 52% | 81 |
| #5 | A_Ponta?YAéRO_xa | 51% | 71 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Creeper_D | 42 | 0.0104 |
| #2 | Azeteca | 12 | 0.0055 |
| #3 | A_Ponta?YAéRO_xa | 9 | 0.0070 |
| #4 | Valium | 4 | 0.0027 |
| #5 | gibanfih | 2 | 0.0015 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Azeteca | 598 | 0.27 | 15 min |
| #2 | Creeper_D | 293 | 0.07 | 5 min |
| #3 | Valium | 286 | 0.19 | 7 min |
| #4 | A_Ponta?YAéRO_xa | 160 | 0.12 | 3 min |
| #5 | gibanfih | 40 | 0.03 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | STORM | +6.20 | 77 | 62 |
| #2 | Creeper_D | +3.30 | 82 | 53 |
| #3 | Azeteca | +0.67 | 59 | 64 |
| #4 | A_Ponta?YAéRO_xa | -2.74 | 41 | 39 |
| #5 | Valium | -4.38 | 20 | 59 |





