








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 607 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September


The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Nuke | 79 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 58 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 47 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 46 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 40 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 20 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 20 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 19 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 16 matches | ||
| Premier | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 12 matches | ||
| Wingman | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Palacio | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Golden | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 22 different maps





Our logs show 13 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




73 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3150 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 10,533 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 3843 | 36% |
| Smokes | 1909 | 18% |
| HE Grenades | 3387 | 32% |
| Molotovs | 1394 | 13% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,407,532 of utility $167 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 1414 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Azeteca | 49% | 49 |
| #2 | Valium | 45% | 131 |
| #3 | Azeteca | 41% | 27 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Azeteca | 49% | 49 |
| #2 | Valium | 45% | 131 |
| #3 | Azeteca | 41% | 27 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Valium | 31 | 0.0127 |
| #2 | Azeteca | 14 | 0.0152 |
| #3 | Azeteca | 12 | 0.0244 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Valium | 511 | 0.21 | 12 min |
| #2 | Azeteca | 280 | 0.30 | 7 min |
| #3 | Azeteca | 148 | 0.30 | 3 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Azeteca | +3.46 | 64 | 61 |
| #2 | Azeteca | +3.32 | 60 | 64 |
| #3 | Valium | -0.19 | 21 | 52 |
| #4 | Latas de Atum Roubadas | -0.76 | 44 | 50 |





